10:59 AM
First tattoo has barely healed and I’m already thinking of getting another…
Despite the fact that I spent the 30 minutes that my ankle tattoo took thinking ‘I am never doing this again’, and laughing when the guy said ‘you never stop at just one, you’re going to want more’. Well fuck, he was right.
How To Greet Death by Gabriel Gadfly
Greet death
with your hands in your pockets,
slouched back, cool,
collected, and confident.
Wear a hint of a grin
and a dash of cologne.
Say What took you so long?
Say You’re behind the times, man.
Say Dead is the new black.
Coffin is the new condo.
Pallor is the new tan.
La vida muerta.
Greet death
with a fistful of black-eyed susans,
butterflies in your stomach,
and two tickets to tomorrow’s sunrise.
Wear your father’s cufflinks
and your mother’s wedding ring.
Say I brought these for you, babe.
Say Kiss me, kiss me.
Say But wait until the sun comes up.
Just until daybreak.
I want to show you something.
Hasta la muerte, te amo.
Greet death
with a knife at your own neck,
chin up, throat bared,
cardiac in overdrive.
Wear nothing.
Wear nothing.
Say Bring it on motherfucker!
Say Only on my terms.
Say nothing
and open your throat.
and bleed to completion.
El final, el final, el final.
Slow and Haste (Final Fantasy cocktail and mocktail)
Ingredients:
Slow-
1.5 oz. UV Blue Raspberry Vodka
1 splash of Rose’s Blue Raspberry Cocktail Mix
4 oz. Sprite
Haste:
1.5 oz. Orange juice
1.5 oz. Pineapple juice
3 oz. Red Bull
1 splash of GrenadineDirections:
For Slow, mix the UV vodka and Rose’s mix to a champagne flute and fill with Sprite. Take your time and chill out for a bit.
For Haste, mix the pineapple juice and orange juice in a champagne flute, then top off with Red Bull. Add a very small splash of grenadine to the top (no more than a few drops) and it will sink to the bottom. Enjoy and feel the rush.Drinks created and photographed by Mitch of The Drunken Moogle.
*drools*
what you have
in common with the sea:
I can wash you from my body
but never from my dreams
10:25 AM
An illustration of Edgar Allan Poe’s ‘The Tell-Tale Heart’ by Harry Clarke, 1919.




